Fríða og Dýrið

Það er ekki hægt að óska sér betri frétta rétt áður en maður fer til Anfield en að hinn eini sanni Anfield Guð, Robbie Fowler, er kominn heim. Ég bæti við þennann póst á eftir vildi bara koma þessu á framfæri sem fyrst!

Já það er vel við hæfi að fagna á þessum hátíðardegi þegar týndi sonurinn snýr heim! Ekki nóg með það að maðurinn sé ótrúlega hæfileikaríkur knattpyrnumaður þá er hann líka snillingur og einhver mesti Poolari sem til er! Hér er flottur Robbie Fowler top 10 list:

1) Scoring five goals on his home debut - in the 5-0 League Cup win over Fulham in 1993. When asked how he celebrated this feat, he said: "After the Fulham game, I went round the chippy with my mates and got a big kiss from my mum when I got home!" Awwwwww!

2) Lifting his shirt to reveal a t-shirt displaying the words ‘Support The 500 Sacked Dockers’ during a UEFA Cup tie – earning the respect of the working classes but the wrath of UEFA with a £1,000 fine. But even they began their letter: ‘It might seem strange and even unfair…’

3) Responding to Evertonian taunts that he "had a friend called Charles" by getting down on all fours to simulate the snorting of the white line marking on the pitch. This was made even more glorious by Gèrard Houllier's explanation that Robert was merely "pretending to be a cow eating grass". The bods at the FA were not quite so naïve and gave him a four-match ban.

4) Cutting up a pair of Neil Ruddock’s £300 Gucci shoes after being told that the hard man had urinated in his shoes. Ruddock punched him in the nose in a crowded airport and Steve Harkness was later revealed to be the peeing prankster.

5) Maturely reacting to a running battle with Graeme Le Saux by leaning over in front of the Chelsea defender and parting his butt cheeks in reference to Le Saux’s alleged homosexuality. His japes cost him a two-match ban.

6) Showing rare sportsmanship for a footballer by pleading with the referee not to punish David Seaman when he was adjudged to have been brought down by the Arsenal keeper in the box at Highbury. Fowler’s pleas were ignored but he made himself a lot of friends by taking a weak penalty that was easily saved. Jason McAteer had no such reservations and banged in the rebound. Fowler got a commendation from FIFA for his actions. McAteer did not.

7) Getting himself arrested just days after joining Leeds when a photographer attempted to take pictures of the drunken, sleeping Fowler clad in military uniform and holding a replica gun while on a Christmas party. A previous festive gathering had seen Fowler having to be persuaded not to go as ‘the gimp from Pulp Fiction’.

8) Scoring a hat-trick in four minutes 32 seconds against Arsenal in 1994 – just to prove that ‘The Best of Robbie Fowler’ sometimes is about the football.

9) When asked in a Loaded magazine interview about his chat-up techniques, revealed that his favourite was: “Do you like jewels? You should suck my dick – it’s a gem.”

10) Trashing the room of England Under-21 colleague Trevor Sinclair ‘for a laugh’. Funnily enough, Sinclair did not get the joke. Some people have no sense of humour…

Oooooh þetta er snilld, segir svolítið um Houllier, hvað hann er heimskur, þegar hann reynir að "covera" snortið hjá Fowler. The Toxteth Terror er snúinn heim, þeg get varla skrifað nokkuð, þetta er eins og í lygasögu, ég hefði ekki getað skrifað betra handrit sjálfur!